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probablyonfire:

I don’t think enough people understand that this is a reference to the fact that semen glows under UV light

and that Dateline was a show used to trap pedophiles and other sex offenders and arrest them

If Supernatural outright said HALF the things they blatantly imply via reference, they’d be banned from CABLE.

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hannahroad:

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hannahroad:

Miley: “Dad I have something for Tanners bug collection”

my uncle: “that’s great”

Miley: “it’s a bird”

my uncle: “no its not”

-chirping noise-

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They let it go and it flew away just fine, so we’re wondering how she caught it.

update:

she caught another bird.

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update: she caught a squirrel today

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She is gonna rule the world one day with this power

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happycontender:

they saw the chance

You’re forgetting the best one

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american-fuckin-horror-story:

i got out of bed at 11:30 to make this

goodnight!

delete

he cares

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uggly:

In Our Dreams We Have Seen Another World by Jake and Dinos Chapman 

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Time passes by fast and listening to a certain song makes me remember the good times i had with my friends when i was in high school and middle school. 

its actually kind of sad, i miss it.

Need to cherish what i have now and make the best of it.